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Ngaba uyalazi ibali leziqhamo zeMarula kunye nezilwanyana ezinxilayo? Ngaba umntu ophule iqhekeza lomkhenkethi okanye ukuba incoko iyaphuma ngomhla.
Ibali liyahamba ngolu hlobo: Umthi weMarula, ovela kwimimandla engenazitshaba zaseAfrika, uthwala malunga neziqhamo ezinombala ophuzi wegolide, ethi - ewe, ngokuchanekileyo, phakathi kwezinye izinto, ziqhubekiswa kwi-liqueur enekrimu, amadoda angatshatanga kwi-RTL ayanceda, mhlawumbi ngoba Iziqhamo kuthiwa zinesiphumo se-aphrodisiac, ukufumana "umfazi wabo wamaphupha" -onwabela ukuthandwa kakhulu kwilizwe lezilwanyana. Ngaphezu kwako konke, iindlovu, ezinomdla ngevumba leziqhamo ezonakalisayo, ngomlingo. Kwaye ekubeni i-pachyderms kunye nomthi weMarula ziphantse zangqinelana, enye iyathetha nangomthi weendlovu.
Nawuphi na umntu ozibonele ngawakhe amehlo le bhanyabhanya "Ilizwe elihlekisayo lezilwanyana" ukusuka kwiminyaka ye-1970er ngoku inika ingxelo yokuba izilwanyana, emva kokuhlutha iziqhamo ezivuthayo zikaMarula ngumxholo wotywala kwiimeko ezinje ngengxolo ziyaphelelwa kwaye akusenakho ukuzibamba ngeenyawo.
Ewe, luluvo oluhle olo, kodwa ngelishwa kufuneka ndikuphoxe kancinane. Yonke le ndaba-yomthi umthi yimbali yintsomi yanamhlanje, kodwa izibamba inenkani kakhulu! Ngokufanelekileyo kuba kwisilwanyana esinxilayo, esingasasebenziyo ngokupheleleyo kwimpawu zaso, (sifuna) ukuzazisa. Ngaphezulu kwayo yonke loo nto, sinokuhleka ngayo. Yeyiphi eyenza ihlazo linyamezele ngakumbi, elisenze disin, bafumana ezabo iintsilelo kukunxila.
Nantso indlela esizithanda ngayo izinto. Okanye awuzange wenze izinto ezingaqhelekanga xa ingqondo yakho ibisemtsha kuhambo lothando?
Soberly, uthando yinto engaqhelekanga. Kodwa ukuba ungaphakathi, unganikezela ngokupheleleyo kuye kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uzive ungoncedo.
Ngapha koko, uyazi ngakumbi kumaphepha amatsha ngokupheleleyo. Phonsa iipleyiti eludongeni okanye ubambe izimvo zekhonkrithi ezimangalisayo.
Ndinxibe ilokhwe ebomvu imfutshane kakhulu, ebedelwe iminyaka egumbini, kuba umbono wethu obalaseleyo waguqulwa nje unjalo.
Kwakhona, ekugqibeleni silawula isenzo sokulinganisa phakathi komsebenzi kunye nokuzonwabisa, kuba sinokugqiba uqoqosho lweemarike-ulala ngokulala iiyure ezintlanu ngaphandle kokuziva udiniwe. Ukusebenza kuka Morning kubandakanya. Amandla la! Eyoyikisayo. Enxilisayo. Umlutha.
Ukufumana kwakhona, kunye nokubuyela kwengqondo enomoya olungileyo, ezinye iinkqubo zam kunye neendlela zokucinga ziphosakele ngokupheleleyo. Izimbo zomzimba ezinkulu zihlala zineentloni xa unazo iiglasi ezipinki. Kwaye kunjalo kuphela ukuba bafumana umhlaba ochumileyo.
"Ingqondo ehlonyelwe ngokuqinisekileyo yenza ihlabathi elitsha apho siyinto enye ngaphezu kwayo yonke enye: i-braver. Ubomi bubonakala bungebuhlungu. "
Ingqondo ehlonyelwe ngokuqinisekileyo yenza ilizwe elitsha apho siyinto enye ngaphezulu kwayo yonke enye into: i-braver. Ubomi bubonakala bungonwabisi. Akukho nto inokulahla umkhondo ngokukhawuleza kakhulu kwaye ukuba iyenzeka, siya kuba nakho ukubuyela emva.
Kwangelo xesha, amandla okrwada okanye, athi, lo ungathandekiyo, abhekiswe kwindalo yakhe, ngelixa lo wonwabileyo ethwala amandla akhe ngaphakathi, kwintsebenziswano. Ngayiphi na imeko, thina siphambili kwaye siphambili ngakumbi kunengozi.
Okanye uNick uthini kakhulu malunga noJess - ababini babakhokelayo kwi-Girl Girl entsha, abathi benza uthando ngexesha elifutshane- xa bekwindawo yabo yokuthandana?: "Andifuni ukubuyiselwa imali ngenqanawa yam kwaye andifuni ukubuyiselwa kwemali Wena! "Kwaye uJess uphendula" Asisayi kufa! "(IXES 3, episode 23).
Nangona ekugqibeleni uNick noJess kuphela kufuneka bahambe uhambo ngesikhephe kunye, nangona baye bahlukana okwangoku-uhambo alunakucinywa kwaye kuya kuba lihlazo ukuhlawula kakhulu-ukuphela kwendlela yothando ayisoloko ilulamile.
Ngokukodwa abasetyhini bathanda ukubeka yonke into kwimephu ngothando, uyacacisa uqoqosho lwaseJamani uMiriam Beblo kudliwanondlebe noDer Spiegel. Kwaye nangona i-40 ipesenti yemitshato eqhawule umtshato, kwabasetyhini eli khadi lihlala libizwa ngokuba "yintsapho" kunokuba bathi "ngumsebenzi." Eyona nto ibeka yena kwisikhundla esibuthathaka. Ukuyilwa ngokwendlela kunye nokucinga kwendabuko kudlala indima, kodwa abasetyhini kubonakala ngathi bafuna ukwamkelwa okuncinci kwimali yabo.
"Siyathanda ukucula njengoMartin Reinl's Tofutier" Onke, oh, thatha yonke into kum. Awuboni. Ndifuna ukukunika ... "kwaye sigqibe epanini ngokupheleleyo."
Kusenokwenzeka ukuba luthambo olunzima kakhulu lothando, ukunganyibilikisi ngokupheleleyo kwisakhiwo esinamathayile kwaye ucime i-Liebeskater njengendawo engenangqondo. Siyakuthanda ukucula njengoMartin Reinl's Tofootier. "Yonke into kum, oh, thatha yonke into kum. Ngaba awuboni, ndifuna ukukunika ... "kwaye ugqiba ngokupheleleyo kwi-saucepan. Umbingelelo omncinci. Uya kuzibulela ekugqibeleni ukuba ugcine inani elincinci lengqondo yakho. Ngale ndlela, sisiqalo esihle ukuya entwasahlobo!
Photo / Ividiyo: Oscar Schmidt.
