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Kwincopho - ikholomu nguGery Seidl

Gery Seidl

Nantoni na onokuyivisisa ngepiki sisiteyitimenti elula, esibanzi sesishwankathelo. Mhlawumbi ezo: uphezulu phaya. Uyenzile. Nantso ingcebiso. Okungakumbi akunakwenzeka.
Yiba yincopho ye-orgasmic ukuba abathandi bobabini bavumelekile ukuba babe namava kunye, okanye kukubonakala kobude bephupha lomculi eMTV okanye eRoyal Albert Hall. Ngaba umnyibilikisi uboyisile abagqibeleleyo abangamawaka asibhozo eplanethi ngaphandle kweoksijini, okanye wavuzwa igosa elinenkalipho ekugcineni kobomi bakhe ngesihloko esithi "Hofrat". Kukho amava asekelezwe kwimvakalelo eyodwa: kuphela.

Umzekelo, kumhlaba unokuba ngumgca wepunk. Inqaku lokugqibela le joke lenza ukuba liphumelele, kuba libonisa kuphela ubuqhophololo okanye ibali liyintsingiselo engacacanga.
Yindlela wonke umntu azichaza ngayo izinto ezibalaseleyo ebomini babo. Iimbaleki zineentatheli ezixhasayo ecaleni kwazo ezingafuni kuphulukana nomzuzu wevuthondaba. Iikhamera ezingenakubalwa zibeka umda wephephabhuku lendlela yokubaleka ukuze kungabonakali nayiphi na i-engile, kwaye okwangoku, iidrophoni nazo ziyabhabha zisibonisa umbono wentaka apho efumana khona uvakalelo, olunokuthi lumchaphazele kancinane kunombonisi wexesha elisekhaya elisebhedini.
Ngokukodwa iimbaleki zisibonisa kaninzi ukuba isimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo, unyamezelo, ukukhuthala kwaye ekugqibeleni italente, yinto elungileyo yokufumana uvuthondaba. Baqala bakroba kwinkulungwane yesibini.
Ngohlobo olwahlukileyo loqeqesho kunye namaqhinga, abezopolitiko bazama ukufikelela kwinqanaba labo lobungcali. Nabo, nabo, batshutshiswa ngokuphakathi, kuba umdla woluntu ngezenzo zabo, ukuphakama okanye ukuwa kwabo kuyahlala kunikwa.

Okona kubalulekileyo kwezobuchwephesha obusondeleyo ngokuqinisekileyo zezona zininzi. Umlindi, obenze yonke le nto yedwa ngenxa yokusilela kweqabane ukuphatha ishishini lasemini. Umqhubi we-ambulensi, owazisa umama olindelekileyo kwigumbi lokubelekisa ngexesha lokuhanjiswa ngombane oluhlaza kunye nelophondo olupheleleyo. Amagorha enza kakhulu imihla ngemihla. Ukufikelela amanqaku aphezulu kuphela aqaphela, kwaye kuphela xa bemamele.
Isiphelo? -Ukuba kubalulekile ukuba unikele ingqalelo ngakumbi kwizinto zakho eziphezulu. Ukuxabisa amanyathelo aphumeleleyo, ukuze angaphambuki kumfanekiso wokuziqhelanisa neshishini lemihla ngemihla. Igxalaba elincinci elibethayo.
"Usebenze kakuhle!"
"Ayikubulali ngokukhawuleza!"
Ngaba iqela likamabonwakude liya kuhamba nawe, ngekhe ube wedwa ekubhiyozeleni. Okanye, kwaye yeyona nto iphantsi: abaninzi banokukubona ukusilela kwakho. Rhoqo awuyazi into engcono.

"Ndicinga ukuba iindawo eziphambili zityuwa kwisuphu. Ukuba azizange zibekho, usuku okanye unyaka zinokuba yiphelaji enye. Kwaye: ubomi bukwathetha ukuza kwinto ongasayifuniyo.

Ngamafutshane, ndicinga ukuba iindawo eziphambili ziyityuwa kwisobho. Ukuba azizange zibekho, usuku okanye unyaka zinokuba yiphelaji enye. Ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba abaqeqeshi bokucamngca kunye ne-gurus baya kundiphikisa kwangoko, kuba ubugcisa obukhulu AKUFUNI ukuyenza. Ewe ndiyazi, kodwa andikabikho kude kube ngoku. Ubomi bukwathetha ukuza kwinto ongasayifuniyo.
Nangona kunjalo, ezona zinto ndizithandayo kakhulu, emva kokuthathela ingqalelo izilangazelelo ezizodwa, luluntu lwethu. Ngaba sikwinqanaba loluntu okanye sisajongile kakhulu?
Kwimbali iincwadi umntu unokuhlala efunda malunga neenkcubeko esele zidlulileyo, eziye zawa zaphakama. Ke, ukuba uyayenza, ngaba iyawahla ngokuzenzekelayo, okanye ngaba lixesha lokuba ngokulula sibambe ngaphezulu xa sakha neethagethi eziphezulu?

Injalo indlela yokuzibekela iinjongo. Umfanekiso wentlalo. Imbono yehlabathi. Uxolo, uthando, iliwa kunye noRoll. Ilizwe elingenalo indlala kunye nemfazwe. Inkululeko yonqulo, okanye imfundo yabo bonke, yokuchaza nje imizekelo embalwa enokubakho.
Kuthatha umbono, inzondelelo, unyamezelo, kunye nenkolelo eqinileyo yokuba kukho amandla angaphezulu komnye nomnye kuthi onokuzisa lo mbono ebomini.
Ngale ndlela, ndikhangele phambili kwincopho yethu eqhelekileyo.

Photo / Ividiyo: UGary Milano.

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