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Shin kun san labarin 'ya'yan itaciyar Marula da dabbobi masu maye? Shin mai kyau jam'iyyar icebreaker ko idan tattaunawar ta fita a kan wani kwanan wata.
Labarin ya tafi kamar haka: Itacewar Marula, wanda ke faruwa a yankuna na sanyi mai sanyi na Afirka, kamar 'ya'yan itace masu launin zinare-mirabelle mai launin mirabelle, wanda - a, daidai, tsakanin sauran abubuwa, ana sarrafa su cikin giya mai tsami, mazan da basuyi aure ba akan RTL yana taimakawa, mai yiwuwa saboda An ce 'ya'yan itacen suna da tasirin aphrodisiac, don nemo “matar da take fata” - ku more shahararren shahara a duniyar dabbobi. Fiye da duka, giwayen, wanda ƙanshin turaren fruitsa fruitsan perablean bleablean na ke jan hankalin su, a zahiri. Kuma tunda pachyderms da Marula itace kusan ba za'a iya raba su ba, wanda kuma yayi magana akan itacen giwa.
Duk wani shaidun gani da ido da fim ɗin "Duniyar ban dariya na dabbobi" daga shekarun 1970er yanzu sun ba da rahoton cewa dabbobi, bayan cinye 'ya'yan Marula da ke gurbata abinci ta hanyar giya a cikin yanayin-kamar yanayi ya ƙare kuma ba za su iya riƙe kansu a ƙafafunsu ba.
Da kyau, wannan shawara ce mai kyau, amma abin takaici dole ne in kunyata ku. Duk wannan tatsuniyar bishiyar bishiyar-Marula itace labarin zamani, amma ya dafe kansa da taurin kai! Wataƙila saboda cikin dabba mai maye, wanda ba shi da cikakkiyar masaniya game da hankalinsa, mu (muna son) ƙware kanmu. Sama da duka, zamu iya yin dariya game da shi. Wanda ke sa abin kunya ya zama mai saukin raɗaɗi, wanda ya ɓata mana rai, yana kama kansu da gazawarsu cikin maye.
Haka muke son abubuwa ma. Ko kuwa baku taɓa yin abu mai ban al'ajabi ba lokacin da kwakwalwarki ke da sabo cikin rudani?
Soberly, ƙauna wani sabon abu ne. Amma idan kana ciki, to zaka iya mika wuya gaba daya gareshi kuma wani lokacin zakaji marassa taimako.
Bayan haka kuma, kun sake sanin kanku daga sababbin sababbin shafuka. Jefa faranti a jikin bango ko riƙe tunani mai banmamaki na ɗaukar fansa.
Sanye da babbar rigar gajeren wando, wacce aka raina ta har cikin shekaru, saboda tsinkayen da muke yiwa kanmu ya zama kamar an kashe ashe.
Hakanan, a ƙarshe muna sarrafa daidaita daidaituwa tsakanin aiki da nishaɗi, saboda zamu iya kammala kwanciyar hankali tattalin arziki na kasuwa na sa'o'i biyar ba tare da jin gajiya ba. Aikin motsa jiki na safe. Wannan kuzarin! Ban tsoro. Intoxicating. Addictive.
A bita da baya, tare da murmurewar kwakwalwa mai nutsuwa, wasu daga cikin hanyoyin da hanyoyin tunaniina suka yi kuskure gaba daya. Babban alamun motsa jiki kawai abune mara kunya yayin da a zahiri kuke da tabarau masu ruwan hoda. Kuma ba shakka kawai idan sun sami ƙasa mai kyau.
"Tabbas kwakwalwar da ke cike da damuwa tabbas tana haifar da sabuwar duniya wacce muke abu daya a sama da komai: jaruntaka. Da alama rayuwa ba zata cikin sauri. "
Tabbas kwakwalwar da ke cike da damuwa tabbas tana haifar da sabuwar duniya wacce muke abu daya akan komai. Da alama rayuwa ba zata. Babu abin da zai iya batar da kai cikin sauri kuma idan ya yi hakan, za mu iya mayar da shi ta wata hanya.
A lokaci guda, ƙarfin mai rashin sa'a ko, ka ce, ƙaunataccen mai ƙauna, ana karkatar da shi zuwa muhallinsa, yayin da ƙaunataccen mai ƙauna yana ɗaukar da makamashi a cikin, cikin haɗin gwiwa. A kowane hali, muna farkon kuma mafi haɗari-mai ƙiba.
Ko kuma ta yaya Nick yake faɗi sosai game da Jess - biyu daga cikin manyan masu yin zanga-zangar a cikin jerin 'yan matan New, waɗanda suke yin ƙauna a cikin ɗan gajeren lokaci - lokacin da suke cikin amarcinsu?: "Ba na son maida kuɗi don tafiye-tafiye na kuma ba na son ramawa ga Kai! "Kuma Jess ya amsa" Ba za mu taɓa mutuwa ba! "(Kundin 3, episode 23).
Kodayake a karshen Nick da Jess kawai dole ne suyi tafiya tare tare, kodayake sun rabu a kan lokaci - ba za a iya dakatar da tafiya ba kuma zai zama abin kunya don biyan kuɗi da yawa - ƙarshen ƙaunar ƙauna ba koyaushe hakan yake da kyau.
Musamman mata suna son sanya komai a kan taswira cikin ƙauna, in ji Miriam Beblo masanin tattalin arziƙin Jamus a cikin wata hira da Der Spiegel. Kuma ko da yake 40 bisa dari na aure suna sakewa, ga mata ana kiran wannan katin yawanci "dangi" maimakon "aiki." Wanda a zahiri ya sanya ta cikin rauni. Tsarin tunani da al'ada suna da bangare, amma kuma mata suna da buƙatar buƙatar ƙarancin daraja ga kansu ta hanyar kuɗi.
"Muna son raira waƙa kamar Tofutier Martin Reinl" Duk ni, oh, ku ɗauki komai daga gare ni. Ba ku gani ba, Ina so in ba ku ... "kuma ku ƙare a cikin kwanon rufi gaba ɗaya."
Wataƙila mafi kyawun aikin ƙauna, ba a rushe gaba ɗaya cikin tsarin haɗin da kashe Liebeskater azaman yanayin da ba zai yiwu ba. Muna son raira waƙa kamar Tofootier Martin Reinl. "Komai daga gare ni, oh, ɗauki komai daga wurina. Shin ba ku gani ba, Ina so in ba ku ... "kuma ƙare har abada a cikin miya. Wannan ƙaramar sadaukarwa ce. Zaka godewa kanka a karshen idan ka kiyaye karamin adadin hankalin ka. A wannan ma'anar, kyakkyawar farawa zuwa bazara!
Photo / Video: Oscar Schmidt.
